This is the life on Mercury.
The nonsensical ramblings of a nyc born, brooklyn raised over analytical cynical virgo who admittedly fears growing older (and misses her teen years) as she has recently, and defiantly, passed the 30 mark...
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If I’m not with somebody who really excites or inspires me, then I’d rather be by myself.
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❤this song

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Pitbull on baby

This is my tiny human.



Pitbull on baby

This is my tiny human.

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A questionarre thingie.

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? Yeah sure. My friend told me she loved me. I believe you can love many people in many different ways. I love my friends for instance. Doesn’t mean I’m in love with them. But I do love them. And want them to know. And you shouldn’t say it unless you mean it anyway.

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? Uh no. Def not “date” one.

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? Lol. That is quite often I guess. Maybe a week ago?

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? Lol all the time. I actually try creeping people walking by outside of work. They usually laugh and smile back. I guess I’m loosing my knack for being an ubercreep. Gotta work on that more.

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Haha since I’m not dating anyone I guess I’ll say no.

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? Yes all the time. Songs always remind me of people, places, memories, etc.

7. What exactly are you wearing right now? My uniform.

8. How often do you listen to music? All the time.

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? Jeans.

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013? Well since its 2014, I’ll change this to 2015. Probably not since 2013 was full of dramatic changes. But if it’s for the better I’m all for it.

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? Actually I’m both. I’m a social butterfly with a textbook introverted brain and heart. Makes life very fucking complicated sometimes.

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? Yes.

13. What about ‘R’? Yes.

14. Can you drive a stick shift? No.

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? Not really. But especially not if it’s true stuff.

16. Are you going out of town soon? Doubtful but hopefully. Summertime I need to get awaaayyyyy!!

17. When was the last time you cried? Haha! I’m a girl. Biologically we a fucked up emotional mess. So I dunno I’m just gonna guess.. Last week maybe? #bitchesbewhack

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them? Yes. See number one.

19. If you could change your eye color, would you? Hell yea. It’d be cool to have green or blue eyes. My eyes change a lot. Sometimes they’re a cool hazel but mostly they just blah hazel. If they were cool hazel all the time that would be great too.

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? OK is this family or not family? Well… Either… Whatever. Yes.

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. Having to be at work tonight when I’d rather be out with my girl.

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? Yeah sure.

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to? Not dating anyone, especially my sister. Lol

24. What are you sitting on right now? A seat? In a vehicle?

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? Yes. Friends. Again see number one.

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Lol yes. Who hasn’t?

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?last night was actually this morning. And… Sister?

28. Do you get a lot of colds? Not anymore. Used to but guess my immune system got better.

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from? My job.

30. Does anyone hate you? Hate is a strong word. I don’t know. But I know some greatly dislike me. Cause they are obviously retarded cause I’m awesome.

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? Lol no I’m an adult. (I use that term loosely)

32. Do you like watching scary movies? Yes. Though “scary movies” generally don’t scare me much.

33. Do you want your tongue pierced? Any more? Lol three is enough… For now…

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? Hrrrmmm. Hard. Every experience every day of every year has made me who I am. Deleting a whole year would drastically change me I think. So I would prefer not to. But if I HAD to? Maybe one of the first few, that I don’t remember anyway so it would be like no loss?

35. Did you have a dream last night? Yes. I usually do.

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Today. Told my home girl I love and miss her. Cause I do.

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Wait like married again? Or still as in “technically still married”? Lol probably not. Don’t really wanna do that again. I mean ya never know but right now? My answer is no.

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Lol. Unfortunately I found out someone does. Not expecting nor encouraging nor reciprocating that. At all. It’s awkward when someone pours their heart out and you’re like “oh ok, so I gotta go”. Thanks karma. You bitch. Lol.

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Probably not. Most people are asleep anyway.

40. Did you have a good day yesterday? It was OK. Whatever.

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? Lol no.

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? Hopefully.

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes.

44. What’s the best part about school? That I’m not in school anymore?

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? Yes.

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? *did I, and lol yes.

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? I’m a Virgo so yes all the fucking time without even realizing it and it’s fucking annoying.

48. Were you single over the last summer? Yes. Well. Technically married but separated.

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? Not at all.

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now? I’m working so… I’m doing as I should while I wait.

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? I try to not hate. But to answer the question anyway, Uh no. If I did why would I conversate with them?

52. Are you nice to everyone? Lol no. Which some people wouldn’t believe but it’s true. But a few people have seen the ubercunt come out when needed.

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes.

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Uh yeah. I’m actually one of those people who believe it’s better to leave a relationship than to cheat. I mean if you all can’t have fun together with the other person, if you’re with someone but not hap.. Nevermind, not getting into that. yes I can.

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings? Haha sometimes I’m too good, and sometimes not at all. It all depends on who I’m with, how well they know me and what those feelings may be.

56. Do you think you like someone? Sigh… Yeah but it is what it is..

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? Yup. Listen I was a “go-hoe” (yea throwback terminology) back in the day I probably kissed someone beginning with every letter of the alphabet ok no more of these dumb questions lol

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? I don’t have a preference. I don’t care about what’s between their legs, their race, creed, financial status, sexual preference, etc. You cool with me, I’m cool with you. And we have good times and make me laugh? More awesome points awarded.

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? Jesus like I said before females can be emotional rollercoasters so yes. and I’m always sorry for it. Cuz FUCK YOU TEARS AND EMOTIONS FUCKING BASTARDS BETRAYING MY IM COOL CALM AND COLLECTED EXTERIOR. Lol. Na it’s not tears I’m just kidding, it’s allergies. I have lots of allergies. all the time.

60. Do you hate anyone? Hate is strong. But. One or two yes.

61. How’s your heart? Sometimes getting itself mixed up in business it don’t belong in!!! But other than that occasional bullshit it goes back to its cold black usual self, pumping blood and all.

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? There’s things I don’t like talking about but I’m an open book and don’t really mind talking about much. I’m not ashamed or embarrassed about things. Like I said everything makes me who I am.

63. Have you ever cried over a guy? Hahahaha I stick by my previous allergy statement. And I’m just more allergic to certain people and things at times.

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? Again it’s late probably no one nor do I really care.

65. Are your toenails painted pink? No. Red.

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake? Hahahaha I don’t know. Probably.

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct? What the fuck no I don’t want to see anyone cry cuz then they are hurt. but I’ll be there for them if needed.

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? Fallen down? On accident? Not that I can remember

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with? Uh…. Sister I think?

70. How do you look right now? Tired lol. Overnights are not for me.

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? Uhm. I am my complete self around everyone. I mean. Not everyone has seen all the layers but… OK my answer is yes.

72. Can you commit to one person? I “can” yes. But.. Sometimes it’s easier not to even have to deal with anyone.. I mean, ugh. Who came up with these questions?

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? Yes. Again I am a pretty straight forward open person. Well. I mean. Mostly. Some factual details might be omitted but. Yes.

74. Have you ever felt replaced? Lol again haven’t we all?

75. Did you wake up cranky? All the time. I’m not a morning person.

76. Are you a jealous person? Not really. I’m big on trust. If I trust, there’s no reason to be jealous. But sometimes, yes I can if there’s a reason or.. Something… But I hate it.

77. Are relationships ever worth it? Hahahahahaha I’m the wrong one to ask. Lol. I’m sure they are. Sometimes. No that’s so jaded. Most of the time. Between the right people. Wanting the same things. Completely.

78. Anyone you’re giving up on? I’ve given up on and cut so many people out of my life completely it’s sad. And I hate it but sometimes you have to. For yourself and your own sanity. And as much as it sucks, yes I’d still do it. A few are close to that line. It’s sad but. It is what it is.

79. Currently wanting to see anyone? Yeah sure. A few friends I’d much rather be with right now than at work.

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow? Work again. Lol. Put away my laundry. Mop my floors. Drop off my dog.

81. Last person you cried in front of? ALLERGIES I tell you!!! Lol. I dunno. Don’t remember. Probably Michelle a while back? Sometimes my allergies get worse when I drink..

82. Is there someone you will never forget? Yeah. A few. Lots of people come into your lives teaching you things, changing your life, making an impact somehow.

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? Lol no, doubt it.

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? Wait, be with HOW? Like a friend/family hanging out? Or like romantically/sexually? First one, drinking having a good time. Second well… I have a great imagination so you can use yours too…

85. Are you over your past? There are some things in life, that are so…. Tragic I guess. You will never get over them. You can move on, learn from it, but never really be over it. Hence why I cut people out of my life. “Important” people. Family. I give no fucks.

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? Yes. Don’t ever do that. Lol.

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? Yes.

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? No. Sometimes it’s too little too late and sorry isn’t enough. Sometimes things just don’t work anymore. Wait, are the presents chocolate?? Lol JK.

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? Wait, that I kissed? Or that kissed me??? I kissed? Sadly yes. I’d probably drag him in quickly lol. That kissed me? No. Fake accent saying “she no live here” thru the closed door.

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Hate is such a strong word to use regarding people but I’d say strongly disliked for me. then we all lived together briefly. That was interesting.

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? Jesus 2 months? I’ll blink and it will be 2 months from now damn. No I doubt it. Geez pressure WTF man. Not everyone wants to run and buddy up shit. Lol.

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? Uh lol yeah. It’s a pretty common name… I know like a hundred.

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew? Uh yea. Pretty sure.

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going? No. And it went fine lol.

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March? March like 2 months ago? Happy as in they didn’t slaughter my dog in some satanic sacrifice? Yeah sure. Wait.. March.. fuck March. lol. It was cold in March. Yeah. Snow and shit. real cold. Whatever. Winter and all.. Yeah..

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? My sister? Uh yea I guess I dunno.

97. Who do you have texts from? WTF Uh everyone? It’s the more common form of communication these days so….

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? They wouldn’t need to say it. I mean. These questions don’t really make sense.

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yeah.

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you? Damn where? Fb, me and Nanook. Actually that’s the only one I have that’s me and someone else. And it’s my dog. What a winner eh?

101. Ever kissed under fireworks? Not that I recall.

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies? Yes. I wanted to kill them but they fast flying little fuckers.


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This is more of a universal truth than a paradox.


This is more of a universal truth than a paradox.




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